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Every chat has a villain. Find out who.
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What do you want right now?
Which chat are we putting on trial?
How hard should we roast?
Slide it. This is what your roasts will sound like.
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SoftSpicyNo mercy
Grab your chat
Instagram sends ALL your DMs in one file. Do it once, then pick any chat.
- Open Download your information (button below)
- Pick Some of your information, tick only Messages
- Download to device, date range All time, format JSON, media quality Low
- Wait for Instagram's notification (minutes to hours), download the zip, upload it here
For iMessage, Snapchat or any app without an export. The AI reads the bubbles from your video.
- Open the chat and scroll up to where you want it to start
- Start Screen Recording (Control Centre on iPhone, quick settings on Android)
- Scroll down slowly and steadily. About one screen per second.
- Stop recording, upload the video here (under 3 minutes works best)
Screen recordings have no proper times, so reply speed and night owl stats are skipped. Profiles, roasts, flags, verdicts and games all work.
TikTok sends all your DMs in one file. Usually takes a few hours.
- In TikTok: Profile โ โฐ โ Settings and privacy โ Account โ Download your data
- Pick Custom, tick Direct messages, format JSON, tap Request data
- When it's ready, open the Download data tab on the same screen
- Upload the file here and pick the chat
Drop the evidence
๐You choose whether to use AI. Stats run locally. With your agreement, selected messages go to our server and AI provider; results may be cached for one hour. Monthly names and statistics are saved on this device.
What are we doing today?
Raw chat text stays in this tab. Monthly names and statistics are saved on this device.
What kind of chat is this?
It changes which stats and roasts you get.
Roast level
Which one is you?
So we know whose side "Me" is.
Make your guess. We'll tell you if you were right.
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